not so STARSTRUCK, boyo }}} ** the Trillian fanlisting

That's our girl's full name, for the un-hoopy. But let's get on with it, shall we?

Said Tricia Marie was born on in Sector Plural ZZ 9 Alpha Z of the Sol galaxy, or on the planet Earth, if you'd rather, about twenty-five years ago, or so. She is rather clever, rather pretty, and rather wonderful altogether. She can keep her head in crazy situations...which is a very handy trick, seeing as she's Zaphod Beeblebrox's (vaguely unwilling, in certain canon) girlfriend. She changed her name/nicknamed herself "Trillian" (which is her full name all mashed together, as you bright sparks surely know) because it sounded more wicked crazy intergalactic. Well, those weren't the exact words, but it's certainly the same thing meant.

Depending which H2G2 you're concerning yourself with, Trillian is either a dark-skinned, dark-eyed, dark-haired beauty, reminiscent of an Arabian girl (nevermind that Arabia got blown up with the rest of the planet Earth), a bleach-blonde 80's-reminiscent babe with a big grin, or a blue-eyed doll-face with freckles and soft brown curls. Either of these three options are rather yummy, we must say.

Along with normal human man (mostly) Arthur Dent, ex-President of the Galaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox, Betelguesian frood Ford Prefect, and depressed robot Marvin, Tril takes off on a journey across the galaxy in the stolen starship Heart of Gold. She, in fact, helped Zaphod steal it. Just ignore the fact that you're not supposed to pinch things for a moment -- just how cool is this chick?